1. The sad, sexy truth about Justin Bieber.

    The sad, sexy truth about Justin Bieber.

  2. @IckyTheIcicle Somebody showed me this pic of you. Or your account was hacked.

    @IckyTheIcicle Somebody showed me this pic of you. Or your account was hacked.

  3. Shopping Revenge

    Hey, Gang! Need to have some fun when the wife takes you shopping? Go to customer service and tell them you’ve lost her, but give them a fake name. It’s a swell time when they page “[Your wife’s name], if you are looking for a Hugh G. Rekshun, come to the customer service desk.”

  4. It’s instinct. He’ll grow to be a fine man.

    It’s instinct. He’ll grow to be a fine man.

  5. tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

    Guys start out life coming out of a vagina, and spend the rest of it trying to get back in. Just not the same one (apologies to West Virginia).

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